NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

I'M GUILTY OF THEM ALL! (THANKS APE)


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "you'll pay later"
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

What's going on?!

I don't know what my sub concious is trying to tell me, but I have had two dreams this week. Both about Zach Braff and both included him asking me to marry him. I just think this is really weird. It's one thing to dream about the same person, but to have two completely different dreams, but still keep the same theme is very weird. If you don't know who Zack Braff is he's JD from Scrubs!

Test

This is what I have been working on. Tell me if you like it.

April's 'art work'

I think that April has missed her calling. (I don't think Jeff's eyes are green)

False Alarm

Last night I thought I saw the Camaro at the gas station. Pretty impossible considering they don't go into production until March. It turned out to be a Dodge Challenger, but I was convinced it was the Camaro for a full minute. I was positive Jeff was wrong. I've posted pictures so you can see the similarities. All I can say is the Challenger was pretty sweet looking as well.


See if you can tell which is which.

Jeff & Spence's work Christmas party

Patrice, Spence, Jeff and I were lucky to go to Ghidotti's in Park City. Excellent food and awesome ambience. Here are some highlights from the evening.

DRINK NUMBER ONE



HAPPY AS CAN BE



DRINK NUMBER TWO



A LITTLE HAPPIER



ANOTHER ONE



AND SPENCE IS WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR

Christmas Lights at Thanksgiving Point

APRIL & ERIC TRYING TO GET A PICTURE WITH THE REINDEER. HE WOULDN'T COOPERATE.



HEATHER & TRAVIS TRYING TO GET A PICTURE WITH PARKER, HE WOULDN'T COOPERATE.



BRANDON AND AUTUMN



MOM, JEFF, APRIL AND ERIC



CALEB MID-AIR.



CALEB AND HIS MOMMY. MY AUNT JENN.


CALEB